Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Precedent of Homosexuality

Oliver Canby is without a doubt a homosexual person.

It was established in the matter of Jeremy v State of Texas in 1967 (unreported) that the intentional spelling error of "straight" against "strait" amongst a number of other individual intentional errors was an indication of intentional subversion. The defendant in the matter and his partner were doing the same thing in their letters to church groups protecting their real gender preference. At the time homosexuality was a criminal offense in Texas. The defendant tried to deny it but psychiatric evidence proved that the subversion was intentional and real. The precedent was set that anyone who intentionally spells "straight" incorrectly in the manner depicted was gay before the law.

The case was removed from public record in 1973 when the DSM-II was altered from it's 1968 publication removing homosexuality as a mental disorder. It has not however been countered in an alternative precedent.

Oliver Canby is gay under this precedent.

11 comments:

  1. In that case, Canby will die a virgin. No gay man would ever tap that!

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  2. All of you, the Oliver that you are attacking is not the real Oliver. It's an impersonator. I am truly surprised that the blog is still online although perhaps I shouldn't be.

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  3. Can you prove this?

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  4. I know the real Joeker and this is not him!

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  5. How do I know you are even a human being? I know Oliver. I have met him in Los Angeles. He is not the Oliver we see on that blog. Your demands for written evidence are way out of line. Tell me, how does one provide written evidence for a physical meeting and conversation? That is not the real Oliver Canby. The real Oliver Canby is at CalState doing proper study and not an EKG course. He's going into legals like his father and his grandfather and he hopes to be a Supreme Court judge one day.

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  6. Joeker, is it true that Oliver attended Village Glen West and then spent five months at University High School?

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  7. Truthmeister it is true that he went to Village Glen West. It is not true that he went to University High School for five months.

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  8. That fits. Thank you, Joeker.

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  9. We can now reveal that Joeker lied to us.

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